have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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