My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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