We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I believe in your delicious
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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