Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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