redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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