Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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