He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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