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(678): View more from Georgia

Please, let me fuck your mom

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(480): View more from Arizona

Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?

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(519): View more from Ontario

this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.

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(847): View more from Illinois

he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop

(213): View more from California

so that means christmas in space?

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imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi

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(772): View more from Florida

At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?

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(513): View more from Ohio

This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!

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(207): View more from Maine

Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?

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