is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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