your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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