Dual....:-)
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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