champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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