I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Someone signed my nipple.
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