good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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