she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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