Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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