i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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