If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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