At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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