Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My pussy is not your playground.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize