You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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