I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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