Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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