I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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