: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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