i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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