he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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