He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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