we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You took a bar mat shot.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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