Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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