$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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