I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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