She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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