she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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