...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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