After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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