Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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