that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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