are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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