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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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