I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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