he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
