i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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