I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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