I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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