that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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