i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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