The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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