I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
