Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
OPIZZABONMYDICK
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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