he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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