i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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