That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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