I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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