Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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