come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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