Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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